Wednesday, October 20, 2021

American Horror Story: Double Feature: Analyzing Episodes 8 + 9

Every week (or so), I'll be analyzing the latest episode(s) of American Horror Story: Double Feature; This week is the season's eighth and ninth episodes, "Inside" and "Blue Moon".


 "Inside" begins in the year 1963 when Ike, now no longer president, joins his former vice president Richard Nixon (Craig Sheffer) to meet with current president John F. Kennedy (Mike Vogel). Ike and Nixon reveal to Kennedy that, nine years prior, the duo signed a peace treaty with the aliens. Said treaty decrees that the aliens give America access to their advanced technology in exchange for allowing the aliens to abduct a certain amount of people per year for their own agenda. Kennedy is horrified at this knowledge and, after a bedtime conversation with his mistress Marilyn Monroe (Alisha Soper), decides to withdraw from the treaty and expose it to the general public. This infuriates Nixon, who calls Ike in the middle of the night to inform him of this development. Fortunately for Nixon, Kennedy is assassinated before he can expose the alien treaty in an event that is implied to potentially be connected to Nixon and/or the aliens. The Eisenhowers learn of Kennedy's death via television, leaving Ike conflicted while Mamie tries to emphasize the good the aliens have brought to their country.

Wednesday, October 6, 2021

American Horror Story: Double Feature: Analyzing Episode 7

Every week (or so), I'll be analyzing the latest episode(s) of American Horror Story: Double Feature; This week is the season's seventh episode, "Take Me To Your Leader."


"Death Valley" starts off in the year 1954 when, in Albuquerque, New Mexico, a housewife, Maria (Rebecca Dayan), is setting up dinner for her husband, Charles, and son, Timmy. As Maria toils away at her work while listening to a Dean Martin record, a dust storm surfaces and threatens to engulf Timmy. Quickly, we learn that this is no mere dust storm, as Maria finds all of her technological devices working backwards and herself forced to the ceiling as Timmy resurfaces. Maria's son pleads with her to not be afraid as he eyes turn completely white, while Maria considers the offer. Later, when Charles returns home, he finds his home in complete disarray and Maria now levitating off of the floor. She opens her eyes, now as white as Timmy's were, and uses a newfound power to make her husband's head explode. 

Some time later, President Ike Eisenhower (Neal McDonough) is playing golf in Palm Springs, California, when he is called to duty. After a word with his wife Mamie (Sarah Paulson), Ike arrives at the site of a crashed UFO to assist in the government investigation. Amongst the wreckage, Ike discovers the long presumed dead, yet very much alive, Amelia Earhart (Lily Rabe). At a government medical facility, Ike listens as Amelia recounts her tale of having been abducted by aliens and the total disorientation she felt, which lingers as she quickly forgets where and when she is and demands to see her husband. Ike expresses concern over Amelia, especially when he is informed that she is two months pregnant despite the impossibility of a fresh pregnancy for her. The president then goes to view an autopsy of an alien corpse found at the UFO wreckage, which results in parts of the cadaver being shot at the coroners' faces and swiftly popping their entire heads. Ike is then confronted by Maria, levitating once again as she faces down the president. Ike pleads with her, telling her that humanity is already doing a good enough job of destroying itself that he doesn't want the aliens to make things worse for them. Maria rebuffs him and menacingly states, "It is you who will listen to us."

Cut to Palm Springs in the year 2021, where four young adults named Cal (Nico Greetham), Kendall (Kaia Gerber), Troy (Isaac Cole Powell) and Jamie (Rachel Hilson) meet for lunch. It's the first time the quartet has met in quite some time, and they catch up on what's been going on their lives: Cal and Troy have become a couple, Kendall has started dating her professor who teaches her to forgo technology as much as possible and Jamie was dumped after discovering she's allergic to semen. Kendall pushes her beliefs onto the others, insisting on leaving their phones at home as they go off to explore the desert environment. After the four find a mutilated cow that is somehow still alive, they rush out of the desert. While attempting to flee, they are abducted by the same aliens from the 1954 section of the episode and awaken some time later. The next morning, all four discover that they share a common illness, which Kendall deduces are the symptoms of pregnancy. Something that is affirmed by the pregnancy tests the four friends all take with a positive result for each one of them...


It was speculated by many AHS fans that "Death Valley" would harken back to the Asylum season for its use of aliens, and there's definitely multiple callbacks to that season here. The opening sequence with Maria definitely (purposefully) resembles the abduction of Kit Walker, and the real life alleged abduction that inspired the characters of Kit and Alma Walker, Barney and Betty Hill, gets namedropped at the end of the episode by Kendall. There's also the use of dual timelines in "Death Valley", one in the mid 1950s and one in the present day, which was the same setup as Asylum with its 1960s storyline and modern day storyline. Interestingly, "Death Valley" spends more time in the present, the opposite of Asylum spending the majority of its time in the 60s. This is a point of contention with several AHS fans and, while it's a complaint I can agree with as I find the 50s storyline more interesting, I don't have as much of a problem with it as many seem to.  Anyways, I loved that the use of head popping that was first seen with the Michael Langdon character in Apocalypse returns here and is used to greater effect. As well as that we received more callbacks to Nora Montgomery from Murder House through Lily Rabe's newest character, as Amelia's confusion is definitely harkening back to Nora's ghostly disorientation. Also worth mentioning is Rabe and Sarah Paulson already getting to delve into some contrasts, with Amelia being at the beginning of a pregnancy flipping Doris being at the end of hers and Mamie's upper class status as the First Lady contrasting with Paulson playing a decidedly unglamorous role in "Red Tide". As well as one of sorts for Nico Greetham, going from playing a character in the spin-off American Horror Stories that pretends to be gay for social media clout to playing one that is an openly gay man.

When analyzing the 50s portion, I have to completely applaud the production as, thus far, AHS has done a great job at recreating the type of horror film that was popular in the 1950s. I'm currently reading a textbook called Dark Dreams 2.0 by Charles Derry and, within the text, one of the types of horror films that Derry analyzes is one which he refers to as "Horror of the Armageddon." He states that this type of horror film often combines horror with science fiction and deals with the concept of extraterrestrial life coming to Earth for insidious purposes and the concept being used as an allegory, often for fear of the "Other" or nuclear warfare. Some examples Derry lists includes The Thing From Another World, Invasion of the Body Snatchers and The Day The Earth Stood Still. "Death Valley" does feel partially influenced by films such as those, in its dealing with an alien invasion while also contrasting the American values of the decade with the seemingly sinister "Other." It's no coincidence that our first exposure to the 50s period is of a nuclear family system being disrupted by these outside forces. The traditional values of the era are at odds with the future, symbolized by the alien arrival. And when these two set of value are combined as the plot dictates, the future seems threatening to the then-present. One could take this reading further by showing that those who have embraced the future/aliens (Timmy and Maria thus far), are those who will help usher the future in and those who aren't (Charles, the men working under Ike) find the future ideals impossibly to grasp, "mind blowing" if you will, which is why they are disposed of. Interestingly, the portrayal of President Eisenhower depicts him as a man who is willing to negotiate a bridge between the past and the future, which, when you combine the writing with Neal McDonough's wonderful performance, paints him in a more positive light than one might expect.

As for the present day segment, there's not a whole lot to talk about. Many have criticized this portion of the episode for, primarily, the acting, the dialogue and a "lack of scares." I'm going to be honest here: Besides whatever Kaia Gerber calls "acting", I had no major problem with much of this section of the episode. Greetham, Rachel Hilson and Isaac Cole Powell are all good in their roles, and I find Cal and Troy interesting in that they're already the most positive queer male representation the show has actually ever had. Seriously, almost the entirety of the queer men in past seasons have either been villains, morally dubious assholes or quippy sidekicks, so seeing two actual queer male protagonists is a welcome change of pace for the show The issues some have with the dialogue also feels somewhat reductive, as the supposedly sex-driven dialogue has always been a fixture on the show. Previous seasons have had lauded exchanges and quotes about vaginas tingling, anus bleaching, the term "gay for pay" and giving the devil blow jobs, yet somehow these characters talking about their sexcapades is where the line is drawn? Yeah, I call bullshit on that. And as for a supposed "lack of scares", it's all subjective and, frankly, the concepts presented about alien abduction and forced pregnancy have potential. It's all up to the next three episodes as to whether or not they will be utilized to their full potential or not.


After leaving this section out last week, I'm bringing it back for some "Death Valley" predictions!

1.) I think that "Death Valley" is definitely going to lean into homaging Invasion of the Body Snatchers because, besides the use of the Eisenhowers and Amelia Earhart, it's already been slated for John F. Kennedy, Marilyn Monroe and Richard Nixon to be characters this season. I think that the aliens are going to try to replace or mess with a number of big figures in society, possibly to usurp them and gain control of the country. 

2.) One of the previews in "Death Valley" showed either Cal or Troy with a visibly pregnant body, so I'm going to guess the youths' pregnancies are going to go to term and we might get some birth scenes from them. It'd be cool if the show did an homage to the birthing dream sequence from the remake of The Fly and we got some kind of mutant alien baby.

3.) I'm predicting that in either the next episode or the next after that, we'll see the full process of how the aliens take over the humans like Maria, and I do not think it will be pretty.

4.) So, above during my analysis, I mentioned that the "Horror of the Armageddon" horror subgenre discussed in Dark Dreams mentions that the Sci Fi elements can sometimes be a metaphor for nuclear warfare. This is what I feel Eisenhower is referring to with the dialogue about humanity destroying himself, and I wonder if this, being such a trope in what "Death Valley" is homaging, will end up playing a part or just be a background element/subtext.

5.) Not so much a prediction, but more of an open question: I wonder how exactly is Leslie Grossman going to fit into this season. It feels like everybody in the cast has a role or there's an idea of how the other cast members will fit in except for her. I'm really curious to see what her role will actually shape up to be.


While I do agree that this episode wasn't as strong of a beginning as the beginning of "Red Tide" was, this episode was fine! I don't even have a problem with the show's continued reliance on modern day California settings, as it connects to the 50s plotline which wasn't entirely set in California. I really don't feel strongly enough to complain about any parts, and I enjoyed certain parts of it enough that I'm just content with what we got. Hopefully the weeks to come will boost that, but until then, I am not going to complain (well, too much).

Wednesday, September 29, 2021

American Horror Story: Double Feature: Analyzing Episodes 5 & 6

Every week (or so), I'll be analyzing the latest episode(s) of American Horror Story: Double Feature; This week is the season's fifth and sixth episodes, "Gaslight" & "Winter Kills"


"Gaslight" and "Winter Kills" serve as the conclusion to "Red Tide"; "Gaslight" largely focuses on the character of Doris, who was almost entirely absent in the previous two episodes. It begins with Doris giving birth to her and Harry's baby, a boy whom they eventually name Eli. While Doris is wanting to move out and move on with her life, Harry is more focused on continuing to remain in Provincetown to write more, while maintaining a fa├žade of normalcy for Doris and acquiring blood to satiate his and Alma's cravings. While Harry is able to control himself, Alma lacks her father's discipline and is caught by Doris feeding off of her baby brother late at night. Doris (rightfully) wants to get Eli and get out of dodge, Harry, Alma and Ursula all team up to gaslight her into complacency. Doris fully knows something is up however, especially when she finds bite marks on Eli's leg. She is sadly ultimately trapped inside her home, especially after a failed attempt at an escape that almost gets mother and child killed by the pale monsters. While Harry wants to keep the family together, Alma believes she and her father are superior to her mother and wants Doris disposed of. 

Wednesday, September 15, 2021

American Horror Story: Double Feature: Analyzing Episode 4

Every week, I'll be analyzing the latest episode of American Horror Story: Double Feature; This week is the season's fourth episode, titled "Blood Buffet." 


This episode does not continue from the previous week's cliffhanger, but rather goes back five years into the past. We begin with The Chemist moving into her home in Provincetown, meeting with Holden to look over the house. After Holden questions her about the nature of her profession and the exacts of why she's moving into the town, The Chemist insists this is the right house and environment for her and gets to work, making the black pills we have come to know as The Muse. Later, The Chemist approaches Mickey at the bar after a failed attempt to woo Holden and invites the gigolo home with her to try out her drugs. While Mickey declines, The Chemist offers to pay him for every person he can get to come over and try her drugs. While hanging out with Karen, Mickey finds his first mark in an aspiring singer, Vlad (The name comes from his actor, Spencer Novich's, instagram.)

Some time later, Belle is seen promoting her new George Washington-themed erotic novel "Martha's Cherry Tree." We quickly learn that while Belle is a published author (albeit, self-published), her fanbase is miniscule and she's in an unhappy marriage with a cruel bigot named Ray. While out for a drink, she encounters Mickey for the first time and the two get on well enough for Belle to request Mickey supply her with some drugs. First meth, inspiring Belle to party hard in the bar, then he takes her to The Chemist's house to supply her with The Muse. Unlike Vlad, who we see at the bar reacting quite adversely to the drug what with his vomiting and prominent hair loss, Belle takes to The Muse quite well. Not only does she write a whole novel in one sitting, but she uses her newfound aggression to murder her husband and begin what she later refers to as "her second act." This directly contrasts with Vlad, who deteriorates further and becomes the first of the pale monsters who roam the streets of Provincetown.

Two years after this last series of events, Belle gets her official makeover into the woman we all know courtesy of Lark. The two quickly bond over killing their former partners and their mutual drug use, and Lark even offers Belle a bonus dental makeover to go with her new look. Belle debuts her new style with a slow motion walk to a local drag show that features, amongst its roster of performers, Austin as "Patty O. Furniture." Austin is considered inferior by the other drag queens, even as he performs an amusing lip sync of "Magic Man" by Heart. After the show, Belle approaches him and the pair discuss Austin's dreams, to which he tells her that he wants to be a playwright but lacks the resources to do so. Belle offers Austin a solution: The Muse. After having an initial adverse reaction, Austin undergoes a similar transformation to Belle and the two kill all of the drag performers that mocked Austin earlier. Except for one, Crystal Decanter (Eureka O'Hara), who escapes only to end the episode as Vlad's victim.

Wednesday, September 8, 2021

American Horror Story: Double Feature: Analyzing Episodes 1 -> 3

So! As anyone who has read some of my previous posts, such as my critique of Ratched and my post praising Billie Lourd's performance in season one of Scream Queens, or, you know, has ever talked to me about television, I am a Ryan Murphy fan. And that does include American Horror Story; I've had my ups and downs with the show over the years, but after doing a rewatch of the first eight seasons with one of my best friends last March, along with watching the ninth season for the first time, I was all hyped up for the latest season. I was hoping that my pleasant surprise with the quality of the last season, 1984, was a sign that good things were to come for AHS after the series hit a low with the Apocalypse season. 

Well, the first three episodes of the tenth season, subtitled Double Feature, have aired and, if the quality of these episodes can be maintained throughout the rest of the season, we may have a new great season on our hands with this outing.

Sunday, July 11, 2021

On The Chopping Block: False Positive (2021)


My intrigue with False Positive was ignited almost immediately: While I can't remember when exactly I found out about this film (Wikipedia says it was announced in March 2019, but either time is illusive or I did not read about this film until much later), I do remember signing the hell up for it when I first read about it. Ilana Glazer, Justin Theroux and Pierce Brosnan? In a "modern day Rosemary's Baby"? From A24, the studio behind some of my favorite movies of the last decade? Hell yeah! While I have seen many try to imitate or homage Rosemary's Baby to varying levels success, the talent lined up in front of the camera and the distributor had me hooked. I bided my time and, eventually, False Positive was delivered to Hulu two weeks ago. I went in mostly blind to what was going to come, and I stress mostly because while I avoided the trailers, I still saw gifs of certain scenes present in the trailer, including a certain moment involving Theroux and Brosnan.

And, having now finally watched it the previous night, I can confirm False Positive was mostly worth the wait!

Friday, July 2, 2021

Finding My "Queeroes" In Planet Terror & Cruising

"Representation matters" is a mantra that one has probably heard a lot over the last five years. A reflection of the desire for those considered "The Other" by mainstream society/culture to see themselves reflected in another medium. It's something I've had to examine recently, while dealing with a former friend who would repeatedly rant to me about the lack of queer superheroes in the Marvel Cinematic Universe's repertoire of characters. Of course, I was always quick to reassure him that progress he craved would come soon, despite my wariness of my own words. This happened often enough that it got me to thinking: Who would my queer superheroes that I could connect with be? It was a question that left me pondering, until I dipped into a well that I tap into frequently: The horror film genre. While there are a lot of characters I identify with in this genre, such as Scream's Gale Weathers and Promising Young Woman's Cassie Thomas (See my post discussing that right here), there were two queer characters that I eventually realized fit the bill of being my "queeroes": Dakota Block from Planet Terror, and Steve Burns from Cruising.

Sunday, April 25, 2021

Why Do I Love Promising Young Woman?


When I went to see Promising Young Woman in theaters on New Year's Eve 2020, I had my expectations firmly in place: Like many others, I thought I was paying money to go see Carey Mulligan butcher the hell out of a lot of men and craft a new entry in the rape-revenge subgenre while doing so. I also had been delivered the fresh news that the ending was allegedly controversial. Something that led me to make two specific predictions for the film's finale: Either it would be revealed that there was no rape to speak of, and this was going to be revenge based on lies, or that I was going to be witnessing Mulligan giving her on-screen love interest Bo Burnham an on-camera castration. Those seemed on pare for a potentially controversial conclusion since you just know a certain crowd would use a false rape allegation or a potential Burnham dick clipping as ammo to claim the film was an attack on "all men" (RE: straight white cismen). Something in the vein of the overblown reaction to Sophia Takal's 2019 remake of Black Christmas. I thought I knew what I was getting into when I viewed it.

Instead, it ended up being nothing like what I expected: It ended up being something far more special, something that has stuck inside my mind for the last four months, and that has become one of my new favorite films.

And it all started with a look into a camera.